IC Anon Meme!

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IN-CHARACTER ANON MEME

MODS ARE ASLEEP! SHITPOST GALORE!

best of the ton ♦ worst of the ton ♦ retainer gossip ♦ unpopular opinions ♦ fuck, marry, kill ♦ AMAs ♦ hot or not

Welcome to our first IC Anon Meme, you gossip-loving monster, you! Here to read up on everything being said behind closed doors? Well, look no further! After all, this is a meme where ton members, locals, retainers, and anyone else living within Andovale can come to let their hair down!

Ever wonder what would happen if everyone in Andovale suddenly had access to RPAnons? This meme. This meme is what would happen.

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✦ Everything must be from an in-character, in-world perspective.

✦ As this is a meme for characters in-game to discuss the goings on within the game, the contents of this meme can be considered canon, if all parties involved consent to it.

That means if Hank Hill finds out that Marge Simpson has been talking about him, he's allowed to hold a grudge against her and refuse to save her from drowning the next time Poseidon decides to sink the city.

✦ You can write things from the perspective of your own characters, from your retainers, from nosy NPCs getting fed-up with this horny newcomers... This is a gossip column, so gossip can come from anyone. Hypothetically, you could even falsely write from the perspective of another ton member if you REALLY want to stir up some gossip.

However, they must be from the perspective of someone in-game. This is the IC Anon Meme; don't treat it as an extension of the Discord.

✦ As a blanket statement, NSFW is allowed. Just use good judgement. If a maid wants to out their charge with secret, dirty snapshots, just make sure they're linked and noted accordingly.

✦ Feel free to get really crazy.

✦ This anon meme is set after the events of Poseidon's arrival, but before whatever occurs in Event II.

Comments

BEST OF THE TON

[(Anonymous)]

THE CAT IN THE SCARF

[(Anonymous)]

I love him and I want to start a fanclub! What sort of treats does he like? Does anyone know?!

the orange dolphin

[(Anonymous)]

Has anyone seen him lately?

[(Anonymous)]

I am a merchant in the Trade District.

100% Lady Erina is the kindest woman of the Ton. I've never even heard her raise her voice.

WORST OF THE TON

[(Anonymous)]

Re: WORST OF THE TON

[(Anonymous)]

Blondie is a cuck
::big thumbs down emoji::

[(Anonymous)]

I miss zippers.

Pheme's Gardens

[(Anonymous)]

I may have rubbed one out in the gardens that first night we were here.

[(Anonymous)]

Definitely Lord Christopher Smith.

There are bottles of water with more wit and mud puddles with more manners.

RETAINER GOSSIP

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

My charge is a moron.

[(Anonymous)]

Mine is behaving like a tart.

UNPOPULAR OPINIONS

[(Anonymous)]

Re: UNPOPULAR OPINIONS

[(Anonymous)]

People with skin colors other than shades of peach or brown are hotter. Doubly so if they have glowing red eyes.

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

[(Anonymous)]

Caleb Widogast

[(Anonymous)]

I would definitely marry him, he is always so kind and helpful and he treats his cat like a precious child which means he would make an A++ father.

ASK ME ANYTHING

[(Anonymous)]

Pathologist

[(Anonymous)]

[Is it really anon when you've told multiple people you're a pathologist already?]

HOT OR NOT - BACHELOR EDITION

[(Anonymous)]

CHRIS SMITH (11thStreetKid ::eagle emoji::)

[(Anonymous)]

HOT OR NOT - BACHELORETTE EDITION

[(Anonymous)]

YOUR DAD

[(Anonymous)]

I have to do this to make my fuck up okay.

CONFESSIONS

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

I flirt a lot. With everyone. Can't tell if that's a good or a bad thing.

he's totally anonymous you guys

[(Anonymous)]

Don't we think this is a little immature and incendiary? Given the mask of anonymity, some people may decide this is an opportunity to be rude and inappropriate. Do we really need that kind of chaos in addition to everything else?

[(Anonymous)]

Suck an egg, nerd.

Ask the Ton for Advice!

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

I met a guy during the flood. We kissed, and he's still flirting with me, but I'm really not sure if he's serious or just teasing me. How do you tell if somebody is actually interested in you?

MISSED CONNECTIONS

[(Anonymous)]

Re: MISSED CONNECTIONS

[(Anonymous)]

Lady with the red hair at the Lady Erina’s dinner.

We locked eyes.

Would love to see you again.

LORD SEEKING LADY

[(Anonymous)]

Duke Frumpkin Archfey

[(Anonymous)]

One very Eligible Cat Duke from the Feywild searching for a lovely "Familiar" Lady of Distinction and Class.

+Send all inquiries to The Dickhaus c/o Lord Caleb Widogast.

::cat emoji::

LADY SEEKING LADY

[(Anonymous)]

Re: LADY SEEKING LADY

[(Anonymous)]

Her: Excellent survival skills, sharpshooter of great quality, prefers to be by herself. Despite being somewhat short comparatively to other members of the ton, she is in perfect shape and proportion.

You: Literally anyone, please, she is so angry. We think if we find her someone, she will smooth out.

We have no idea of her preference, so we are trying all possible avenues!

LADY SEEKING LORD

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

Widow seeking to get back in the game.

I enjoy discussing languages and different cultures I have encountered. I am not currently seeking marriage but largely companionship. I am open to suggestions on what that ends up looking like should we meet.

I enjoy brewing beer and may seek to have you try some and offer your opinions. Call it market research, if you will. If you do not support women running their own affairs please seek others for your company for I have standards.

LORD SEEKING LORD

[(Anonymous)]