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The Ton Mod Account ([personal profile] thetonmods) wrote in [community profile] memesoftheton2023-05-05 05:20 am

IC Anon Meme!


IN-CHARACTER ANON MEME
MODS ARE ASLEEP! SHITPOST GALORE!


Welcome to our first IC Anon Meme, you gossip-loving monster, you! Here to read up on everything being said behind closed doors? Well, look no further! After all, this is a meme where ton members, locals, retainers, and anyone else living within Andovale can come to let their hair down!

Ever wonder what would happen if everyone in Andovale suddenly had access to RPAnons? This meme. This meme is what would happen.



Everything must be from an in-character, in-world perspective.

✦ As this is a meme for characters in-game to discuss the goings on within the game, the contents of this meme can be considered canon, if all parties involved consent to it.
That means if Hank Hill finds out that Marge Simpson has been talking about him, he's allowed to hold a grudge against her and refuse to save her from drowning the next time Poseidon decides to sink the city.
You can write things from the perspective of your own characters, from your retainers, from nosy NPCs getting fed-up with this horny newcomers... This is a gossip column, so gossip can come from anyone. Hypothetically, you could even falsely write from the perspective of another ton member if you REALLY want to stir up some gossip.
However, they must be from the perspective of someone in-game. This is the IC Anon Meme; don't treat it as an extension of the Discord.
✦ As a blanket statement, NSFW is allowed. Just use good judgement. If a maid wants to out their charge with secret, dirty snapshots, just make sure they're linked and noted accordingly.

✦ Feel free to get really crazy.

✦ This anon meme is set after the events of Poseidon's arrival, but before whatever occurs in Event II.

BEST OF THE TON

(Anonymous) 2023-05-05 12:39 am (UTC)(link)

WORST OF THE TON

(Anonymous) 2023-05-05 12:40 am (UTC)(link)

RETAINER GOSSIP

(Anonymous) 2023-05-05 12:40 am (UTC)(link)

UNPOPULAR OPINIONS

(Anonymous) 2023-05-05 12:40 am (UTC)(link)

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

(Anonymous) 2023-05-05 12:41 am (UTC)(link)

ASK ME ANYTHING

(Anonymous) 2023-05-05 12:41 am (UTC)(link)

HOT OR NOT - BACHELOR EDITION

(Anonymous) 2023-05-05 12:41 am (UTC)(link)

HOT OR NOT - BACHELORETTE EDITION

(Anonymous) 2023-05-05 12:42 am (UTC)(link)

Re: WORST OF THE TON

(Anonymous) 2023-05-05 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
Blondie is a cuck
::big thumbs down emoji::

CHRIS SMITH (11thStreetKid ::eagle emoji::)

(Anonymous) 2023-05-05 09:22 am (UTC)(link)

(Anonymous) 2023-05-05 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
My charge is a moron.

+1

(Anonymous) 2023-05-05 09:23 am (UTC)(link)

(Anonymous) 2023-05-05 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
7/10 looks

8/10 humor

???/10 intelligence need more data

Respectful of women?

Yes. I think he is single, ladies!

(Anonymous) 2023-05-05 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
7?????????

Pathologist

(Anonymous) 2023-05-05 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Is it really anon when you've told multiple people you're a pathologist already?]

(Anonymous) 2023-05-05 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
It's a good thing there's not multiple blond people here, oh wait—

(Anonymous) 2023-05-05 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
While I do enjoy unshaven men my ideal is a bit of scruff. Too clean cut looking for me.

(Anonymous) 2023-05-05 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
Mine is behaving like a tart.

Re: RETAINER GOSSIP

(Anonymous) 2023-05-05 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
Does anyone else's charge force them to veil their face?

(Anonymous) 2023-05-05 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
I want my charge to find himself a good husband or wife.. I am already knitting a marriage scarf for whoever it will be; so that they can match.

Caleb Widogast

(Anonymous) 2023-05-05 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
I would definitely marry him, he is always so kind and helpful and he treats his cat like a precious child which means he would make an A++ father.

(Anonymous) 2023-05-05 10:28 am (UTC)(link)
My charge insists on taking charge of the kitchen, but is only able to make sweets. This is not sustainable!

(Anonymous) 2023-05-05 10:28 am (UTC)(link)
Tantrum Baby Poseidon, Our Lady Pheme and your maid/butler. Fuck, marry, kill, go.

(Anonymous) 2023-05-05 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
I...

Marry Poseidon, Fuck Lady Pheme and my retainer-- ugh I did it before, to make a dark joke, but kill my retainer.

(Anonymous) 2023-05-05 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
Marry Poseidon? Don't ever get a divorce or we're doomed to another flood.

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