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TDM II
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I. WELCOME
You don't remember when or where you fell asleep exactly...
Perhaps it's the tickling sensation of a low hanging tree branch brushing against your nose or the feel of the slightly damp grass underneath you that causes you to awaken but when you do you'll find yourself lying amongst a glade of wisteria trees. You're not alone - nymphs of the trees laugh and dance about you, clearly amused at the new arrival. Along with them, your new loyal servant is here on Pheme's bidding. How this servant looks is different to each arrival. Some are saddled with short, stout butlers, others are welcomed by towering, busty maids. Regardless of their appearance, they introduce themselves with a kindness and warmth that is simultaneously reassuring and strangely impossible to resist when they beckon you to follow them from the grove and out into the city of Andovale.
The closest structure within sight is the Palace and its grounds. It is here that the Lady Pheme resides and from here that she rules over the city, your servant explains to you. You have been selected and brought here personally by her. It is she who assigned the servant to guide you through the regency-inspired city that is your new home.
Eventually, they will bring you to your new residence within the outskirts of somewhere called the "Trade Quarter". You are now the resident of a room within one of the many imposing town houses which make up the Grand Crescent. Throughout your stay here the servant will be your own personal butler or maid. This is where all new arrivals will be living for the time being you are told. Your servant will also give you a crash course on life here and the concept of Thumos - the energy or life force that keeps Andovale and all life within it going - including you now that you are here. It's generated through acts of intimacy, whether that be physical or emotional.
Once you have been shown to your room, you are given two things: a network communication device and a letter. The letter reads as follows:
My dearest reader,
Welcome to Andovale.
The delights of our fair city are yours to explore.
I do hope that you make your stay here a most interesting one. I shall be frightfully disappointed if you do not - and we do not want that, do we?
You will hear from me again very soon.
Yours Truly,
Lady Pheme
You are free to wander about and explore the house and its surroundings as you please. It's certainly spacious enough. As well as your own quarters, each of the townhouses of the Grand Crescent have large communal areas, which includes the kitchens (although why you'd like to go there when your servant can fetch any delicacies you'd like for you!), a dining room, a parlour with its own small library, two drawing rooms (somewhere you can go to chill out basically - harp music anyone?) and a generously sized garden.
Strangely, unlike most accurate regency townhouses, there do not appear to be any servant's quarters - perhaps these servants don't need to rest? Or they go somewhere else entirely for that?
Why not introduce yourself to your new housemates? Or enjoy some tea and cakes that have been prepared for you personally by your retainer, which they seem to keep insisting on bringing to you?
II. AN INVITATION
Whether you're brand new to Andovale or a an establishedif a little unwillingresident by now, your assigned maid or butler will track you down. They are not empty-handed and they carry a silver tray, upon which is an envelope with a wax seal bearing the letter "P". Inside the envelope is an invitation. An invitation from your benevolent ruler, Lady Pheme herself.
Each character will receive an invitation identical in wording to the one below:
EVENT AT THE PLEASURE GARDENS
YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME HERE
Is requested to attend an exclusive event at the PLEASURE GARDENS, on 27th of May current.
Admission to the attraction begins at 6 o'clock p. m.
Wear something green for this special occasion.
Lady Pheme
Your servant can help you find something appropriate to wear - or not appropriate, the choice is entirely yours, after all. If you decide to go with their guidance, it is notable that they seem a little less decisive in the sort of outfit you should be wearing for this event - only, as Pheme said, that it should be something green. An evening gathering surely must require formal wear though and they will eventually press upon you the importance of wearing Regency Full Dress for the night ahead.
You may come to regret this.
Note: Even though it's a little different from the norm, this event will still count as a ball and all attendees will get 10 Reputation Points✨, just for showing up and looking respectable. Indulging with the theme and wearing an acceptable green outfit will also gain attendees a further 5 Points✨.
CW: alcohol
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So, you've received an exclusive invitation to the Pleasure Gardens' latest pop-up attraction from Lady Pheme herself? How exciting! Ordinarily, the Gardens are open to anyone willing to pay the small amount of Thumos required to enter, but tonight it seems that only those brought in from other worlds are permitted access. You're getting an exclusive preview of the attraction, one of the guards at the gates tells you.
One of their colleagues will escort you down the torch flame lit pathways, through the gardens to the centre - the open space where all events like this take place.
Tonight, that open space is not so open. Besides the vast outdoor ballroom floor, in front of you is a giant glass house - basically, a large fancy green house between you and I. These are often found at grand country houses to show off and cultivate exotic, never before seen plants from far off lands. You've been brought here for the unveiling of this attraction. How such a thing could possibly be temporary seems highly improbable, but that's Pheme for you.
Feel free to begin the evening with mingling and dancing as befitting of any ball, but before the night is over you will feel yourself propelled forward to join the queue to get into the "Palm House," almost as if an invisible hand is shoving you forwards. You're even handed an extremely green and theme appropriate alcoholic beverage to consume in the queue while you wait. It's all very civilised.
Oddly, this drink won't get you drunk in the usual way, despite the alcohol content. Instead you will find yourself imbued with a hefty sense of glee and eagerness for adventure. It's all to help ease you into this experience, after all.
You're admitted to the Palm House one at a time - it's fine, you'll see your friends inside! Just as you set foot through the doors, your head is filled with the sound of a woman's voice, soft and beguiling:
"Dearest gentle member of the ton - what happens in the Palm House, stays in the Palm House. You are free tonight."Note: For those that don't drink, there's also an alcohol free version. It looks completely identical to the boozy version.
Whether that drink has got you in the spirit or not, entering the Palm House is worth your while. All of those who enter will instantly receive 20 Reputation Points✨. And in case it wasn't already obvious, on this very special of occasions and the debut of her attraction, Pheme is turning a blind eye to what happens to you all in there. These things need a whole lot of Thumos to run properly and some of you will be doing her a huge favour... you just don't know it yet.
There will be no NPCs present in the Palm House, only your characters. Tonight is an exclusive preview for Pheme's Chosen, after all.
Entering the Palm House is a rather surreal experience to say the least. Sure, it looked pretty grand from the outside, but that's nothing compared to what greets you inside...
You might have been expecting a typical large tropical greenhouse as per any botanical garden visit, if such things exist to you back home. However, this particular green house appears to contain nothing less than a few dozen acres of rain forest. If the word "Tardis" resided in the vocabulary of the Ton's residents then it would surely be applied here. Pheme's out to show off again.
The moment you take a step or two through that door you feel strangely disoriented. Take a few steps more - perhaps you change your mind and decide to head back to the door you just came through. Only when you do, you'll find that the door is no longer there.
There is another door out of here but that involves crossing the length of the exhibit - and as you can now see quite clearly, that is not going to be such an easy task. There are paths to take and to (hopefully) stick to, but they seem to crisscross at every turn you take and go in all different directions. Thick rainforest surrounds you on all sides, its dense foliage extending towards what you can see of the glass ceiling and the night sky beyond that.
Pheme hasn't been quite cruel enough to leave you wandering through the rainforest by moonlight alone. Many of the plants here glow with an unnaturally bright bioluminescence - and there is more. Every now and again during your travels you will see the light of a of lantern darting amongst the trees, accompanied by alluring and lilting female voices, often laughing with delight. They might seem a little familiar to you.
It seems that the tree nymphs (or dryads) from the wisteria grove have sisters and they're making themselves quite at home in the Palm House. If you happen to catch a decent view of one of them, you'll find yourself face to face with quite possibly one of the most beautiful - not to mention scantily clad - women you have ever laid eyes on. They won't stick around long though. Make the mistake of trying to follow one of them and you'll find yourselves off the path and even more lost and disoriented than you were before.
You might be really regretting your choice of dress right about now - even if you are camouflaged with all of the greenery.Note: If your character does not manage to find the exit (or one of the magic wreaths mentioned below) then they will only remain trapped in the Palm House until dawn. After that time period they will themselves slipping into a deep slumber, only to awaken right back in their cosy bed within the Grand Crescent (or wherever they've now made their home) a few hours later. You can thank your servant for that.
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CW: large bodies of water, possible nudity
Unsurprisingly, it's hot in the forest, and the chances are that you didn't exactly come in here dressed for this.
While the dryads have made themselves at home on the land inside the Palm House, their naiad cousins (or water nymphs) have made themselves comfortable within the many rainforest pools. You can hear their delighted giggling as you traverse the forest and they will even call out to you in alluring tones, somehow knowing your name. It's impossible to resist following the sound and when you do you'll find yourself in front of one of the many pools that can be found within the Palm House.
Oddly, there is no sign of the naiads now that you're here. The water is beautifully crystal clear and dappled with the snatches of moonlight managing to shine through the forest canopy. That water is calling out to you, to drink and to bathe - you will feel an overwhelming compulsion to start removing your stuffy clothing, dive right in and cool down.
It's fine, after all, there's no one else around. Yet.
Just be care those pesky water nymphs don't hide your clothes.
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CW: sex, aphrodisiac, sex pollen, insects
It's not just nymphs and you lot making yourselves at home in the Palm House.
Often mistaken for moths, there's one species group of nocturnal butterflies, but their wings are dull, plain, and uninteresting. Clearly not a good fit for a glorious Palm House, designed by Pheme herself. That is precisely why Pheme has created her own, never before seen species of night butterfly, especially for this occasion.
Their wings are like gossamer, beautifully transparent like a ordinary glasswing butterfly but these ones glow in the dark. You probably encounter one or two as you make your way through the rainforest, but the longer you spend in here, the more the butterflies begin to swarm. Looking up and you'll see a "kaleidoscope" high above your heads, hundreds of them flocking together in a brightly glowing mass above the treeline. The display is only brief, but it leaves you with a strange yet probably not unfamiliar feeling.
You see, these butterflies have been carrying pollen on their bodies and legs, as butterflies often do, helping to spread the stuff. It seems whatever plant they have recently been feeding from has some very curious properties... and you can probably guess where this is going.
You feel hot - even more than you already did being stuck in a tropical forest. Not only that, you feel the strongest desire for physical intimacy. Effects vary depending on how much pollen you've been doused with, but you still have a deep, desperate need to do something about it. For those most strongly affected and desiring the ultimate, touching yourself may bring some relief. That may very well be your first thought to try, but some is the operative word here.
That person you've always had a flirtation with? Now is the time. You have to have them. You have to have each other. Or maybe you've just met this person, here, in the rainforest today? Maybe you're two people who ordinarily don't even like each other? Perhaps there's more than two of you?
It doesn't matter. You won't rest until you've gotten that release.Note: The butterflies swarm covers a wide enough area that you can be anywhere within the Palm House when their pollen hits. While this is obviously a sex pollen prompt, players can choose how strongly their characters have been affected. It may be that they only got the lightest dousing of pollen and kissing is enough to satisfy them. On the other hand, maybe they got so covered in the stuff that only doing the deed will do. The choice is yours.
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CW: chance for NSFW
So, you're not having much luck navigating your way out of this foliage filled nightmare? There is another way out. At some point on your travels, one of the naiads will take pity on you and try to help you out: "Find one of the wreaths!"
Deeper into the greenhouse, or this pseudo rainforest as it basically is, you'll find ancient Greek laurel wreaths made of pure gold. They might be just lying on the ground, or up a tree, or under the water in one of the forest pools... The choice is yours as to where you find it, We'll leave that entirely to your discretion.
It will take quite some doing given how far into the jungle these treasures are, but should you manage to find one, upon contact, it will teleport you, and whoever you might be holding onto, out of the greenhouse and right back to the entrance to the Pleasure Gardens again.
The wreaths won't be easy to find, and you'll face many obstacles along the way. Some set to distract you entirely from your goal, which is get the hell out of here. Unless you actually like it in here? You do you, boo. We're not judging.
The teleportation abilities of the wreaths themselves can only be activated by generating a small amount of Thumos between yourself and another first, another naiad will explain. That means no grabbing one for yourself and hightailing it out of here! Oh no, no, no. What about your chums? It would not be seemly to leave them in the lurch, after all.Note: Obviously more than one character can use one of these wreaths to teleport out of the Palm House, as long as each of you has a hand on the item and you have generated Thumos between all of you then it will work.
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Wildcard
To assist you with inspiration our full list of Andovale's locations can be found here.
Want to play something that isn't listed here? Go ahead!
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Perhaps they expected us to bring our own, though I'm doubtful of that. I arrived here with nothing else but the clothes I had on.
[Lady Pheme seemed to have neglected to mention the need for a bathing suit as well. Oh well, it is clearly of no issue to Lysa who slips into the water a good distance away. She might be bold about bathing in public, but she runs under the assumption that most other people aren't, so giving more than enough room means that the other woman has a modicum of privacy.
The next statement that comes has Lysa raising her eyebrows in curiosity.]
I am. [With a slight twitch of her ears, Lysa takes note that she was called a Viera, not a Vii. Seems they are from the same shard.] And you are an Elezen. Hydaelyn, I take it?
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I am indeed. Ishgardian by birth and Gridanian by location. I have been here for a near-moon now, though. Though, I don't think the Mothercrystal has anything to do with why I am here, exactly. I'm not even an adventurer.
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No, I don't think so either. I am one myself, but that doesn't mean I know how I got here myself. Can't really chalk it up to a wrong turn at an aetheryte.
[When it comes to being the Warrior of Light, Lysa doesn't care to toot her own horn to random strangers. It's not a secret, per se, just sometimes the fame can get a bit much when one just wants to blend in the crowd. Downplaying her achievements as just an mere adventurer is the key to that.]
If not an adventurer, then what do you do to make a living? Merchant?
[Perhaps a little forward to ask that before they've even exchanged names, but it seems like a timely topic for small talk.]
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[ It seems that those years chasing down merchants to pay their goddamn taxes had left a scar on Astrelle that she was unwilling to look further into. Ul'dahns were the worst offenders by far. ]
I imagine any sort of aether sickness that comes from traveling from Eorzea to... Andovale would be hellacious, to put it mildly. Oh, where are my manners? My name is Astrelle Rainier, it is a pleasure to meet you.
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And now I see why you think so lowly of merchants.
[No surprise there. Lysa's sure Tataru's probably had to shake a few Ul'dahns down in her time.]
Lysa Payne. Also to be honest [at least halfway] I'm a dancer by trade, actually. Adventuring is something I do when duty calls.
[And by the gods, does it call often.]
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[ Then again, she lived in Gridania, so who knew how long the Woods would allow them that? Despite the Leader's (and then later, their new leader's) urging, staying in the woods seemed follow. What if the spirits got angry that she ordered too much paper? What then?
But that was neither here nor here. She smiles at Lysa, but keeps her head turned. Though the water was blessedly cool, her face felt wildly hot. ]
Have you been to Ishgard, then, in the last few years? I have been hearing very interesting news in my family's letters, but I haven't made the journey myself to see.
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[Aymeric is a lovely man, both to know and to look at, but she's convinced that nothing less than a great wyrm still set on revenge knocking at his chamber door could pull him away from his paperwork these days.]
News? [Lysa shifts under the water a bit so she can stretch her long legs out, causing some ripples to form in the water. She's doubtful there's been any happenings that hasn't already made its way to the Scions, but that doesn't mean it's impossible.] What kind of news? None of the potential Ishgardian uprising sort, I hope.
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[ Because of the movement, Astrelle's eyes nervously slide to the side to make sure it isn't - inexplicably - some sort of underwater creature. There had been giggles in the water ahead of her somewhere, but where? ]
No, they're very happy with the significantly less Witchdrop-happy leadership.
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[How it agrees with any of the Ishgardians is beyond her. The place requires far too many layers just to head to the markets, much less take up a weapon against some enemies.]
I'm sure they are. Surely Halone should be the one casting judgement on all, right?
[She's no believer, but at least Lysa has the good sense to know that someone's fate shouldn't be left up to some Ascian-tinged arrogant old man and his crew.]
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[ Astrelle laughed quietly. ] And it wasn't always so wintry. I hope someday things turn around enough that we can see green grass and blue skies again in Coerthas.
As for the Inquisition... I only know what they believe, and they believe they are carrying out the Fury's will. But there are reports where they've gone far too far in their purging. I'm glad we seem to be past those days.
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[Lysa has to bite her tongue in order not to tell Astrelle exactly what the Inquisition was thinking. The emotions from that time still run high and hot and Twelve forgive her if she starts on poor Haurchefant.
She can barely hold her feelings off her face for a second, though, but at least it seems Astrelle isn't looking her way to catch it.]
At least the Lord Speaker seems to be handling it well enough nowadays. I had heard he had a bit of a rough start, but haven't we all?
[An understatement regarding Aymeric, but it's just enough that it says Lysa knows a lot about Ishgardian politics for a person who doesn't live there.]
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[ Astrelle laughs softly, ] Thank you. I haven't gotten to think so much about my homeland in weeks at this point. But you sound so familiar with Ishgardian politics, far more familiar than my own family.
[ Which one? Yes. ]
A benefit to adventuring, I presume?
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Shifting again in the water, the ripples come with a laugh of her own. She's not sure if getting involved with high brow noble foolishness could really be called a benefit.]
Or perhaps it's because said Lord Speaker is an an acquaintance. You battle one great wyrm and suddenly you're privy to all sorts of information.
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No, it was impossible to confuse Aymeric de Borel for anyone but himself. And Astrelle had seen him across precisely one ballroom and many, many, many religious ceremonies in her time growing up. ]
Is he truly as kind as he seems? I-I mean--
[ Astrelle sank in the water until her curls floated gamely on the surface, face burning with embarrassment. ]
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He is indeed quite kind. A very honorable man, worthy of his knighthood.
[Her expression is one full of amusement as Astrelle hides herself for some reason. Curiosity takes the better of Lysa who moves in closer so she can reach out and poke the top of Astrelle's head.]
If you mean to find your end by this pool, please do it when I'm gone.
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I can't believe I've embarrassed myself so asking about someone who is as far from me as the moon.
[ Astrelle groans softly and stands. She is quite tall for an elezen woman - nearly seven fulms! - and well-proportioned. ]
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[When she stands, Lysa takes in the sight of the other woman, noting Astrelle's height has just a few inches on her own. Her eyes trail down the Elezen's long limbs and back up again, never staying too long on a usually hidden body part or two. After all, Lysa came here for a cooling soak, not to proposition anyone. Or at least that was her original intention.]
Leaving already?
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[ She shook her head slowly, ] No, no. Not yet, at least. I should like to let my hair dry just a little bit before I head back out. I'm completely without my spells, as my grimoire seems to not have made the journey with me.
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[Says the Warrior of Light who can't seem to keep herself off the battlefield at every turn. Someone should be taking her own vacation advice.]
A summoner, I take it? [Lysa gives Astrelle another onceover, this time letting her gaze linger a bit longer than one should with a stranger. A little playful smirk curls the corner of her mouth.] I wasn't aware they had spells for the hair.