( the powers of god and anime could never define the way that zoro replicated sanji's shitty, flowy '♡', but they all agree that it was horrid and that it should never be repeated again. )
There's no way we're getting back to Luffy if we're stuck in this jungle for the rest of our lives, so here's what we have to do:
( does anyone else hear inspiring music coming from the trees? it starts in time with the sound of zoro sliding his sword back into its hilt. curious, that. as he speaks, he ties his bandana around his head, so you know it's serious. once that's done, he takes a stick and draws figures for each of them on the ground. tsu and zoro get normal looking stick figures, and sanji is portrayed as a floating ball of pulsating yearning. )
I'll hold Tsukuyo's hand on the left side. The shitty cook doesn't touch Tsukuyo, because I don't trust him not to bleed all over her. On my right side, I'll touch my smallest toe to the smallest toe on the cook's left side, because I don't know where is disgusting, pervy hands have been.
Tsukuyo can touch the cook wherever she wants, but I'll cut him down if he even thinks about touching you back. I won't let him get creepy and handsy, even if it means I have to tie him to a tree.
( by the end, his diagram shows tsu and zoro hold hands while sanji is tied up somewhere and being mauled by tigers. )
...In this way, everyone's touching, and we'll eventually make enough Thumos to leave.
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( the powers of god and anime could never define the way that zoro replicated sanji's shitty, flowy '♡', but they all agree that it was horrid and that it should never be repeated again. )
There's no way we're getting back to Luffy if we're stuck in this jungle for the rest of our lives, so here's what we have to do:
( does anyone else hear inspiring music coming from the trees? it starts in time with the sound of zoro sliding his sword back into its hilt. curious, that. as he speaks, he ties his bandana around his head, so you know it's serious. once that's done, he takes a stick and draws figures for each of them on the ground. tsu and zoro get normal looking stick figures, and sanji is portrayed as a floating ball of pulsating yearning. )
I'll hold Tsukuyo's hand on the left side. The shitty cook doesn't touch Tsukuyo, because I don't trust him not to bleed all over her. On my right side, I'll touch my smallest toe to the smallest toe on the cook's left side, because I don't know where is disgusting, pervy hands have been.
Tsukuyo can touch the cook wherever she wants, but I'll cut him down if he even thinks about touching you back. I won't let him get creepy and handsy, even if it means I have to tie him to a tree.
( by the end, his diagram shows tsu and zoro hold hands while sanji is tied up somewhere and being mauled by tigers. )
...In this way, everyone's touching, and we'll eventually make enough Thumos to leave.
Are we all in agreement?