Does she want a reality show with all the high drama and juicy gossip, or does she want boring little Jane Austen dolls being all prim and proper? I get that she's fickle, but damn, can't have it both ways. Go to a ren faire and then watch the Kardashians like a normal person, jesus.

I can blend into a modern crowd. [Once a spy, always a spy. Plus, being the most ignored Avenger was actually pretty nice, in spite of Kate's insistence on branding.] Not sure how well I'm gonna do at all this. Plus side is, you ever need someone to be a distraction...